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Wan Demotivational Poster


SILENCE! - I KILL YOU!


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.46/5

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Keith - July 25, 2008, 3:09 pm
Shouldn't that be, 'I keeeel you' ?


Breakfast -


TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm
Imma need some oatmeal


SOME DAYS - you should just stay in bed


TAGS: hammy wanders
Rating: 4.63/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:40 am
Love this one! Can be applied to so many moments!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol
motinet - June 29, 2011, 8:52 am

LMAO... poor hammy... I totally missed this one. ROFL
Airman - April 11, 2011, 5:33 pm
thanks Capn
CaptainBaked - April 11, 2011, 5:10 pm
You never fail to out do your already out done self... Airman you ledge!


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.


TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Excellent.
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. d*** Funny.


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


CHILL PILL - take one


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.14/5

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demon001 - November 24, 2013, 2:48 pm
One? Take two! Three even!!


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


CAT MAN - The ultimate Furry


TAGS: wann1e cat man furry
Rating: 3/5

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xLobo - April 19, 2012, 10:53 am
This isn't furry, this is full-on brain damage.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?


TAGS: an angle you don t want to see too much
Rating: 4.48/5

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm
5 "whistling **** cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
but it would be a fun ride


BUMPER CARS - Who says the fun ever has to stop?


TAGS: i want one
Rating: 4.27/5

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:06 am
Awesome! I want one


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed


TAGS: we want the fish
Rating: 4.64/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:05 pm
The dolphins were never that aggressive.


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




PC MODDING - this wins


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 11:03 pm
IS win!


I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.




He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


BROKENHEART -




BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




PASSING -


TAGS: swan lake grace
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:19 pm
very nicely done
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:56 am
This is spectacular!
Greeny - May 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
Much obliged RL!
Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

great! you keep getting better and better greeny


WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.


TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


INNUENDOS - sometimes it helps your rep.


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.07/5

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QueenBee - October 15, 2008, 10:14 pm
LOL
Miss Squee - October 7, 2008, 11:16 pm
Oh, good sweet lord.


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




BABYMAN - he will destroy you!


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 1.85/5

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WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:36 pm
CubbyBear has power armour now?!!?
TigerKid - June 23, 2008, 6:35 pm
My limited Japanese vocabulary contains a word for pics like this... Sugoii. O_O


Beauty Overwhelms Reason -


TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


PROOF - superman is real!


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.38/5

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Krissie - August 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
I agree w/anyone that says this sint funny...sorry, but plain tasteless.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 2:39 pm
I'd laugh at this, but it isn't funny. I'd say it's sad, but it's intentional. Please enjoy your croissant, homo.
Thundaarr - May 9, 2009, 2:07 pm
Well, anyways. i bet it was the thirll of hes life xD
Porcelina - April 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
.....I'm going to hell.
Mark - April 14, 2009, 11:29 pm
This is just plain wrong.
Acey - April 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
Messed up. That's a person jumping to their death from the twin towers.
ax - September 2, 2008, 10:29 am
all my 5 r belong to this.
BATMAN - August 20, 2008, 9:41 pm
very funny.
JV - July 20, 2008, 10:57 pm
The funniest thing about this poster? Is that I know Super Man was actually a Canadian character who just got wh***d out to the US.
unkle cracker - June 20, 2008, 9:15 pm
people take the piss out of everything on here-why do you get so upset when its about america? anyway, i'm just happy superman is to the rescue!
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:37 pm
messed up??!? I had to step away from the computer this is so funny... still laughing.
Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 10:39 pm
You two need a sense of humour.
.... - June 19, 2008, 10:30 pm
ya, you're messed up
#+$ - June 12, 2008, 8:48 am
this is really, really sick.


RULE 46 -


TAGS: take note padawans
Rating: 4.57/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:01 pm
This had Me laughing, and speechless.


EYE BALL -


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you


ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.


SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram


TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true


WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE




QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


DO WANT -




THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




ODD ONE OUT - CAN YOU FIND IT?


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.48/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - April 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
LOL, the ninja in the back is easily the odd one out...
kajowwojak - February 7, 2009, 9:50 am
I know! Its the dude wearing red up front!
... - September 30, 2008, 4:39 pm
wow, how stoned is that guy?
Agamemnon218 - September 30, 2008, 4:25 pm
Lance is down with his G's and rightly so! Capital!


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




DEAR CUPID -


TAGS: calendar valentines cupid red swan
Rating: 4.97/5

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gas - February 15, 2012, 10:02 am
lol yes, I just realized that after submiting
forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:36 am
Turn the picture 90° leftwards (or perhaps it's easier to turn your head 90° rightwards) and the body looks like a heart! --- forever alone... :/
mariand - February 15, 2012, 12:59 am
nice... at least both with the same arrow
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:44 pm
Ki5met Live well
gas - February 14, 2012, 7:40 pm
..with half of a heart *sniff*
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:32 pm

ouch....:)
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:05 pm
5ad 5olitary 5wan


I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want




NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL -


TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.


TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men


PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."




WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.




PELICANS -


TAGS: pelican swan
Rating: 2.09/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 2, 2011, 1:03 pm
Nobody is smiling. In fact many seem to be complaining. Seems your theory failed!
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:18 am
CRAP! I was typing too fast! I never do that! TY Aggy!
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 12:13 am
It's you're.... when you're starving drunk. (Grammar nazi, awaaaaaaayyyyyy!)
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:08 am
Ackbar 99 cent taco's are great when your starving, drunk, high (I think), and watching crap like this get posted... passes the time.
AdmiralAckbar - January 2, 2011, 12:04 am
I agree with autumn, but I still think 99 cent tacos are good when you are drunk and these posters are still bad no matter how wasted you get.
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 12:00 am
cutting myself puts more of a smile on my face than seeing this level of posters
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:58 pm
TH*
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:57 pm
Exactly Ice... we all could start making **** fakes and make it. However, it wouldn't be a good site.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
no, not really.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
Sorry, I must back up, I didn't mean, that it shouldn't have been approved, since most does now days, but I must agree with ML about submitting.
Ashson - January 1, 2011, 11:48 pm
Because people will look at it, and smile.
TheTrashHeap - January 1, 2011, 11:43 pm
Why would anyone submit a poster that they themselves did not consider a 5 Lion poster? If even you know it's a half-assed poster just delete it and move on. Any one of us could churn out 9000 posters of this quality in a week. (Even ICEMAN!)
stignasty - January 1, 2011, 10:59 pm
uhhh yeah not so much IMO
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 10:56 pm
but greasy 99 cent tacos are really good when you are drunk
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:39 pm
especially when they are like greasy 99cent tacos...
rerun - January 1, 2011, 10:38 pm

he claims to have 9000 of these gems......I wonder if he is submitting them "best first"
agdaniele - January 1, 2011, 10:36 pm
When your bowels are full, you seldom have a choice as to where or when you'll "submit".
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:35 pm
I just don't understand why he bothered to submit it
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
I don't even understand how this got approved?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 10:27 pm
I would think the only reason your posters are even that score is because we aren't allowed to 1L every one we honestly feel deserve it without repercussions
agdaniele - January 1, 2011, 10:24 pm
Ashson my friend, they are being nice. I have 50 posters at 5/5 and my overall average matches your top 10 average rating. What does that prove?
Ashson - January 1, 2011, 10:17 pm
Be nice. I have a number of motivators with a 4+ average. I don't like to rate my own work because I'm prejudiced.
rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

nah, why vote 5L on crappy work somebody else made that you are taking credit for?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 9:03 pm
Wow, his low self esteem even adds to his disability...
rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:01 pm

we want him to be the 1st member with 9000 motifakes to his credit, none with over a 3L average. He doesn't even 5L his own posters. He gave himself a 3L on several....
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 8:59 pm
We want all retards to feel like they are winners! Just like T-ball
Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:53 pm
Because he keeps b****ing.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:46 pm
is there any reason they keep getting approved?
5150monkeylove - January 1, 2011, 8:34 pm
Hopefully, he will expire before his goal of being regarded as the most prolific developmentally disabled motifaker will be realized
rerun - January 1, 2011, 6:46 pm

only 8999 more of his posters to 1L.


ANGRY FINAL FANTASY NERD - dont you just want to punch him?


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.04/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 18, 2009, 5:15 pm
He doesnt look angry.


I WANT YOU -


TAGS: i want you now
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 12, 2011, 5:30 pm
LOL.. well, so far this week, it's a recipe called 'make your own d*** eggs'
MilDoc - January 12, 2011, 4:46 pm
Airman, your wife has a recipe for 30 second eggs?
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
that would hurt
Peso - January 12, 2011, 10:27 am
Cruel but hilarious. 5Ls
Reality Lord - January 12, 2011, 7:23 am

huge ouchie
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:25 am
Hahahaha! Love it! 5L's


MITSUBISHI PAJERO - JAPANESE COURTESY -


TAGS: pajero meaning wanker tosser
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - May 31, 2011, 2:42 am
just be careful if your next deployment is in Spain. It's know as Montero in Spanish speaking countries (and Shogun in the UK, whyever).
Micamars - May 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
That's funny I drove a Mitsubishi Pajero all over Kosovo on my last deployment.


MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...


TAGS: magic wand makes men disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:08 am
Bravo!


HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...




ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...




HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.




LOVE -


TAGS: swans
Rating: 2.57/5

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DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?




WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE -




PARANOIA -




WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.


TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TEMPTING FATE -


TAGS: do you want some cheese and quackers with that whine
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
AFLAAAAAAC
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that p***o............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.


HONOLULU - A great place for a vacation... It has sand for the kids, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother...


TAGS: i wanna go surfing
Rating: 4.37/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!
JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:52 pm
5L for a good pic of honolulu. I live about 30 mins from there!


DOORSTOPS -


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol


STITCHES - What Snitches get.


TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)


EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.




WAITRESS NEEDED -


TAGS: want ad failure
Rating: 2.46/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.


BEST FRIENDS - everybody needs one


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.36/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
If ugly didn't exist, we couldn't appreciate beauty.
Elwood - November 28, 2008, 6:47 pm
How could GOD create "ugly?" And, why?
God - June 10, 2008, 5:11 pm
That monkey's f***ing ugly.
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:43 pm
I know! I aww'd too!
Aww - June 9, 2008, 8:05 pm
That's cute!


SOBERING -


TAGS: stop drinking hic stop the world i wanna get off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

maoworks2 - December 29, 2011, 5:04 pm
Sunday Morning .


UNWANTED ADVICE -


TAGS: don t wanna hear it crankyhead
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 5:01 am

solid crank
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
Gold


VICARIOUS -


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
what is vicarious ?


FAILURE -


TAGS: admit it you want to meet this dude
Rating: 4.6/5

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BoneCD - May 2, 2010, 10:46 am
Love it!!!! 5 Poodles my man!
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:25 am

I buy, rent, sell construction equipment. Chances are I know this guy....and he is as amsome as this motifake. 5 Tonka Trucks


Be a wanker -


TAGS: wanker pride fapfap
Rating: 4.5/5

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RexyD - April 22, 2013, 12:53 am
Feint of heart - is that when you're only pretending to love someone?


SUPERDUDES -


TAGS: i want to fly too
Rating: 4.48/5

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house - July 5, 2011, 2:01 am
i think this is a quote from Henry Ford isn't it ?
Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:13 am
When I was very young, I used to have dreams of flying just like this. I love the quote too.


VACATION - Where your boss can't call you and there is no alarm.


TAGS: vacation all i ever wanted
Rating: 4.27/5

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deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:17 am
You are very close to correct CANADA, it is the boundary waters in MN very close to Ontario.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
hmmm, that sure looks alot like home


. -


TAGS: obiwan bad joke
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2011, 2:05 pm
Pretty Ghey
Reality Lord - September 7, 2011, 12:56 pm

man i soooo look forward to your stuff. wait...how ghey did that sounds?
CoolioIndeed - September 6, 2011, 9:52 pm
I pop on every now and then to upload a motifake. But I still browse on a regular basis.
spacedog - September 6, 2011, 9:50 pm
Nice to 5ee you're still around Coolio.


FEELINGS -


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.


TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


WARNING - the internet is full of dangers


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.18/5

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Truth - June 9, 2008, 8:03 pm
Wow, this is so true. They should print this on the big setup posters that HP, Dell, etc. ship with their new machines.


GOD - he's not very good at soccer


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 1.93/5

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RnR - November 3, 2008, 5:02 am
god doesn't play dice... he plays pool (or soccerr)
Lloyd - August 23, 2008, 4:28 am
Or they left their lights on... SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!!
INCOMING - June 3, 2008, 7:19 am
It's no so much that He's not good at soccer so much as the fact that even God smites those who don't use their turn-signals.


DUMPSTER BABIES - Think before you act.




IS IT TRUE? -


TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


Driving To Work. -




DEVOTION -


TAGS: swan death
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:54 am
Hey Bone, this one's for you, bud.
BoneCD - February 20, 2011, 11:59 am
still
BoneCD - February 20, 2011, 11:58 am
It makes one wonder...if it's a murder/suicide, do they stile hang out in the after life?
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 2:13 am
Sweet.


SMUG LOOK -




DISCOMFORT-DOING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO -


TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.


THE LIFE AS YOU WANT -




OBI-WAN KENOBI HOLDING YARN - Your argument is invalid.




THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!




CONSTANT STRUGGLE - Need Verses Want


TAGS: need want yin yang symbol
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by kentwu1199

440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a h** but crazy b**** a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.


CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz?


TAGS: who doesnt want to see it get eaten
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
Perfect line for the pic.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
I think this is amsome MrRandom.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
I was 2nd guessing posting it, its a bit close to your ice one.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Melikes!


ALFRED E. NEUMAN - Has an estranged cousin named Shane MacGowan.


TAGS: alfred neuman shane macgowan likeness
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:48 am
Was a tweeker?


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